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Your Saturday Slate of Exhibition Games Open Thread
Well look at you over there bored out of your skull/day-drinking or what have you. Thanks for dropping by! There’s a heavy amount of…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
Let’s get at it. Exiling McCarthy: To the sidelines, that is. Oh Minny, you had it all figured out. You weren’t going to give…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread
We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also…
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Your Completely Homework-less Preseason Football Open Thread
I’ma make this short and sweet just like my last high school girlfriend. Hell, we’ll be seeing scrubs all day and night long so…
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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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Before The Deluge: Your Pre-Season Thursday Night Football Open Thread
Yes, the Deluge. Is it a reference to Jackson Browne or was I riffing on a song/poem by Arthur Rimbaud who was probably referencing…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
Looking down at Canada’s underwear, I’m glad to see what needed to be done got done and now the energy the Democratic party is…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
First things first. The verdict for a certain driver that went down for the count in Wawa is in. He’s on the PUP list…
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Oh, Look! I Screwed Up!
Thursdays are my turn and I completely forgot because this week is an unrepentant monkey. Random Thoughts: -My dumb dog Molly tried to eat…
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Your Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread
My sources tell me that if a certain goober gets into office later on this year your holiday will be re-named Jews-Lie Forth. Damn-this…
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