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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
No doubt somebody is going to say that the Panthers (2-7) “are only one game out of second place!” and that silly person should…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, good to see you back! This tilt is somewhat interesting, unlike our game in three days. Yeah, it’s Atlanta/Carolina, folks. Oof! Newsy Notes:…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s Do This! To The Game! Titans/Chiefs: -Does this 11/12.5 spread seem high to you? The Titans have always given Kansas City a good…
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Your Mid/Late Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Well, we’ve been blessed with the 8/2 split of games this fair Sunday. Wonderful. You know, it wouldn’t be hard, at all to even out…
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Your First Slate of NFL Football Games Open Thread
And a wee bit of soccer, no doubt. To The Games! Chargers/Falcons: ATL has been surprising, ranking 5th in rushing (mostly without Cordarelle) and…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
And I guess there’s a wee bit of baseball for folks that swing that way. There. I mentioned it. Twitter tells me baseball/football games…
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Round Four? Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Can we please stagger the one o’clock games so that I’m not subjected to this hellish daymare of a First World problem of having…
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Round Three? It’s Another NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s keep Balls’ balls rolling. To The Games! Titans/Texans: A perfectly cromulent tilt that will be watched by dozens of folks. Dozens, I tell…
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It’s Round Two!-Your NFL Football Open Thread
By now you must be fully awake. The coffee has kicked in and now it’s time for other stimulants. By that I mean more…
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Your Totally English Early Morning NFL Football Open Thread
Welcome friends to this completely mandatory tilt! I hope I didn’t offend any west coasters by referencing the time of day. Welp, we’ve got…
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