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    Hey-It’s Another Semi-Final!

    January 17, 2026

    Look at us, you and I, enjoying footed ball together. To The Game! Niners/Seahawks: -Of course the biggest story is Darold’s oblique injury. He…

  • Your Bills/Broncos Semifinal Open Thread

    Your Bills/Broncos Semifinal Open Thread

    January 17, 2026

    Well, bust my plastic table, we’re starting off with a good one! But they’ve all been pretty good and I think this weekend can…

  • “We Got Him!”: A Scatter-Brained Fan Assesses The Giants Harbaugh Hire

    “We Got Him!”: A Scatter-Brained Fan Assesses The Giants Harbaugh Hire

    January 15, 2026

    If I go off the rails here I blame this Benylin/whiskey cocktail. I call it The Abyss. Two can play this game, Sharky! Unless…

  • Monday Night Playoffs Open Thread!

    Monday Night Playoffs Open Thread!

    January 12, 2026

    This past weekend has been the best in recent memory and reinforces what was said weeks ago, that this season has delivered in so…

  • West Meets East

    West Meets East

    January 11, 2026

    Those were two doozies, weren’t they? (I’ve no idea) To The Game! Chargers/Pats: -What do Mayes and Herbert have in common? The both have…

  • I’ll Have Another Round

    I’ll Have Another Round

    January 11, 2026

    This one strikes me a dirty, scrappy, low-scoring affair with the winner losing in the next round. There, prediction is in. To The Game!…

  • Would You Like More Banana With That Cake?

    Would You Like More Banana With That Cake?

    January 11, 2026

    I want more! Not sure yesterday can be topped but to be fair the NFL has done this before. To The Game! Bills/Jags: -What…

  • Chicago: Where The Rubber (Match) Meets The Road

    Chicago: Where The Rubber (Match) Meets The Road

    January 10, 2026

    The Midwest holds its collective foul breath. The cheese factories have shuttered for the day. Most crime has come to a halt although tuna…

  • PLAYOFFS!? Well, Yes Actually

    PLAYOFFS!? Well, Yes Actually

    January 10, 2026

    The SMRTest sports yakkers in the land say that this fixture is the most unlikely to produce an upset. And they’re probably right. [rising…

  • Your Fiesta Bowl Open Thread

    Your Fiesta Bowl Open Thread

    January 8, 2026

    Anyone making that sad face because there’s no pro football on tonight? But there is! The only problem is that I don’t know anything…

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