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Would You Like More Banana With That Cake?
I want more! Not sure yesterday can be topped but to be fair the NFL has done this before. To The Game! Bills/Jags: -What…
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Chicago: Where The Rubber (Match) Meets The Road
The Midwest holds its collective foul breath. The cheese factories have shuttered for the day. Most crime has come to a halt although tuna…
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PLAYOFFS!? Well, Yes Actually
The SMRTest sports yakkers in the land say that this fixture is the most unlikely to produce an upset. And they’re probably right. [rising…
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Your Fiesta Bowl Open Thread
Anyone making that sad face because there’s no pro football on tonight? But there is! The only problem is that I don’t know anything…
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Jan. 5th: The Day of The Winnowing
I guess by now you’ve heard the news about Morris, Stefanski, Carroll, Gannon, Kafka and McCoy. I think on Thursday, after more has cleared…
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On Any Given Sunday…
Either of these teams could win a first round playoff game. Except for the Steelers. [cries in Giants tears] To The Game! Ravens/Steelers: -DK…
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More Games To Shake A Stick At!
Yup, you’re staring at the semi-precedented 6/7 game split! Your remote runneth over. To The Games! Cards/Rams: This is the very last day you…
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So Many Narratives, So Little Time
There was some settling of accounts yesterday but some are bleeding into today because some teams can’t finish what they started, right Carolina? To The Games!…
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How The West Was Won, At Your Fingertips
I don’t think it’ll be nominated for as many Oscars though. To The Game! Seahawks/Niners: -My Seed Is Better Than Yours: Ewww? The winner…
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NFC South Slap Fight Ahoy!
The honor of being a One and Done in this year’s playoffs will be decided today! To BaldingSpiritually’s ever-lasting chagrin I’ll be pulling for…