Your AFC North Bash-Up Open Thread

Hey, you're all busy doing that Xmas-y stuff and you need a break just so that you don't wring some family member's neck. Sit down, cool off and watch some football. That's the ticket! To The Game! Bengals/Steelers: -Pickett is still missing, Rudolf The Struggling QB is starting, their top three safeties are

Your Monday Night Football Open Thread

So much going on, let's head on over to... Fallout: -Birds Are People Too!: James Audubon would be pissed! The Niners have beaten the Seahawks, Eagles, Seahawks again and the Cardinals the last four weeks. Up next week? The Ravens. -As per his namesake, King Henry made some history yesterday-by running 16 times

Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread

I'd just like to say that if I comment early in this thread it means that I've mustered the courage to blow off my wife's extended family's Christmas get-together. I'll continue to think about the consequences... To The Game! Broncos/Lions: -More playoff desperation ahoy! -Despite losing two of their last three Detroit still has

Your NFC East Divisional Banger (and Open Thread))

Who will earn the right to lose in the conference finals to the Niners? That's the question being answered this evening. Two truly horrid fanbases come together (present company excepted of course) to boot! To The Game! Eagles/Cowboys: -This certainly seems like another game where Philly's pass D gets exposed like a Kissinger

Your Late Window Open Thread

Let's keep it moving. To The Games! Vikes/Raiders: Vegas has very quietly put together the 13th ranked pass defense and it will be stress tested by a young wr that goes by the name of JJ. Since offensive genius McDaniels was booted off the team Jacobs has trotted out a 90.8 yard average.