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  • Your Sunday Feast Commences…

    Your Sunday Feast Commences…

    December 7, 2025

    The teams on bye are the Pats, Giants, Niners and Panthers. We only have 4 more weeks after this one and what with PARITY…

  • Your Thursday Night Game Of Mild-To-Intense Interest

    Your Thursday Night Game Of Mild-To-Intense Interest

    December 4, 2025

    Just covering my bases, y’all. Moe Mentum says that Dallas wins this but if Detroit can establish the run and some relative unknown comes…

  • Worlds Collide, And It Isn’t Pretty

    Worlds Collide, And It Isn’t Pretty

    December 1, 2025

    This was a good game many a moon ago but each of these teams are on an express elevator. The Pats are headed up…

  • The Last Dance But It’s Football On Sunday Night

    The Last Dance But It’s Football On Sunday Night

    November 30, 2025

    The train is pulling into the metaphorical station. The last stop is Washington. Let’s take a look. To The Game! Broncos/Commies: -Unlucky Number?: I…

  • More Of Same? You Got It!

    More Of Same? You Got It!

    November 30, 2025

    I’ve been advised to tell you that there are more games in store. Let’s dig in. To The Games! Vikes/Seahawks: He processes at a…

  • The Early Slate: Is There Any Meat On This Bone?

    The Early Slate: Is There Any Meat On This Bone?

    November 30, 2025

    Or are we getting tough, chewy sinew? We’ve got four games under our belt featuring more than a few primo teams so let’s check…

  • Afternoon Delight On A Friday? Don’t Mind If I do!

    Afternoon Delight On A Friday? Don’t Mind If I do!

    November 28, 2025

    Where did you go, Starland Vocal Band? Hey, have you made a turkey club sandy yet? What are you waiting for? Let me know…

  • The Swollen Belly Bowl

    The Swollen Belly Bowl

    November 27, 2025

    Am I referring to the commentariat or fans of both squadrons? Perhaps a small girl that likes to answer a question with a question…

  • Your Monday Night Action

    Your Monday Night Action

    November 24, 2025

    A bit of a weird matchup to end the week but both teams are over .500 and that’s all I ask for these prime…

  • It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement

    It’s Your Sunday Night Denouement

    November 23, 2025

    Not a bad tilt to end the day. Maybe watch this so you can avoid thinking about Monday morning? To The Game! Bucs/Rams: -There’s…

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