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And now, a message from King Roger I
♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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House of Pain, The Pilot: Senor’s wing hunt, Part 1
Good evening. I’m Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, “How much hot…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…
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DFO Mock Draft: Presidential Write-Ins
You might have heard on the news that there’s an election happening soon for some government job on Tuesday. The two main candidates have…
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Bonus BattleBots Recap: Rumble Edition!
So they finally posted all the rumbles (the last one took a week to repost because they fucked up the sponsor stuff in post…
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BattleBots Finale and Awards Blowout!
All right, it’s that time, for the last time, it’s robot fighting time. For old friends, welcome back! For new friends, welcome to the…
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Senor’s BattleBots Recap and Finale Preview!
Greetings from a remote location somewhere. I’m your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and this is the thing where I talk about the robots. Better…
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BattleBots Olympic Special: The Top 20 BattleBots Fights of All Time, Part 2
Welcome back to another week of filler while BattleBots is on Olympic break. Last week we went over the 11th to 20th-best fights in BattleBots history…
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BattleBots Olympic Break: The 20 Greatest BattleBots Fights, Part 1
Hi everyone, Senor back from two weeks of playing musical theater for a two-week break before going back to play more musical theater. Which…