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Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread
Seriously, I can’t be the only one miffed, nay, irked, that the Stanley Cup Final goes in June at this point. In what world…
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Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper
(Electric Boogaloo didn’t quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn’t work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where…
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Breaking: ESPN Lays Off a Bunch of People, Some of Whom You Might Like
Earlier today (it’s still before midnight DFO time!) ESPN laid off a whole bunch of people from their on-air staff including SportsCenter anchors, people on…
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House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Kiss the Curb
Haldo, we’re back by not-that-popular demand! I’m still Senor Weaselo, and this is still House of Pain where I eat hot sauces normal sane people…
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Your “Free Oakley” NY Rangers NHL Playoff Preview
(Yeah, wrong team at MSG, but whatever.) 2016-17 record: 48-28-6 (21-16-4 home, 27-12-2 away, 3-4 shootout), 102 pts (4th in the Metropolitan Division, 1st…
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Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!
/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I’m…
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House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Origins
We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our…
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World Baseball Classic Preview Part 2—Miami/Jalisco Pools
Good afternoon #SportsFans. A couple days ago Seamus went over the first two pools of the World Baseball Classic, baseball’s answer to the World Cup that…
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[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…
…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough.…
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Your “At Least We Have Each Other?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Greetings. Beerguyrob’s away for some Canadian holiday (wait, it’s not Canada or Victoria Day… Family Day? That’s a thing? Damn it Canada, you make it…