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Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview
Yes, I know, I know, it’s football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don’t see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey…
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Boots on the Ground: Hurricane-Moved Games (Basedball Edition)
First things up, hope everyone in the way of all the hurricanes, and it’s unfortunate I have to say hurricanes as in plural, is…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. …Sure. Let’s go with that. In actuality,…
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Inferno (Or, Your 2017 Browns Preview)
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind And offer me assistance for this tale. Through you, I hope to join ven’rable…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…
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Your “No, We’re Not Gonna Do F***in’ Stonehenge!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Tonight and tomorrow night are Manhattanhenge, a twice-yearly phenomenon (once in the spring, once in the summer) where the setting sun aligns perfectly with…
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Your “And It Was the Best Day Ever” Tuesday Night/MLB ASG Open Thread
Well at least for me it was. More after the news. NFL News Subtract one day from all the things I said yesterday! Chiefs…
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“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread
(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it’s the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football!…
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“About Time Already”: Your Thursday Evening NBA Finals Open Thread
Hooray, it’s finally here, the inevitable third installment of the trilogy that we didn’t necessarily need! You know, like Godfather Part III, Shrek the…