Author: The Maestro

Jim, I bet you’re getting excited for your spring game already. Nothing like a little in-team offence vs. defence rivalry to get the blood…

I did it, John! At last! You won’t believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players’ painkiller addictions. With just my mind. …

Niners lost the Super Bowl again, Jimbo. How you feeling? The booby traps worked! I knew that the homemade Bluetooth-enabled fireworks I rigged up…

Hey Johnny. Hey Jimbo. You look different this week. You like it? New haircut. Wanted to get it a tiny bit shorter, so that…

Hey Jim. I need some advice. Since this seems to happen to you all the time, I figured you’d be the ideal person to…

Nice job last week, Johnny. Living up to the family reputation, I see. Watch it, kid. My season may be done, but at least…

Hi, I’m Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh. And I’m Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh. You might recall us as the first pair…