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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Pork & Beans War
Nice job last week, Johnny. Living up to the family reputation, I see. Watch it, kid. My season may be done, but at least…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Golden Stool
Hi, I’m Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh. And I’m Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh. You might recall us as the first pair…
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CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Wrap-Up
One last one for you before I go into hibernation in December. Just as well – this one is always the most time-consuming. It’s…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
We’re almost at the end of the 2019 season – the Grey Cup beckons! As per usual, next week will be the final CFL…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
Last week’s games are living proof as to why people love playoff matchups so much; I have to admit that I got things extremely…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Semifinals
The playoffs are here! The regular season is over at last. For BC, Toronto, and especially Ottawa, this week couldn’t have gotten here fast…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
[Slow fade in to EXT. – a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground,…
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CFL Beat: Week 21
Happy Halloween, folks. Hope your children do well with trick-or-treating… and that you end up stuffing your gullet with all of their stolen candy.…
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CFL Beat: Week 20
We’re into the weird bit of the schedule, where half the games remaining are incredibly meaningless, while the other half are incredibly meaningful. This…
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CFL Beat: Week 19
Howdy, folks. Three weeks to go in the CFL regular season. The playoff spots are all locked up, but the question of the West…