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CFL Beat: Week 2
With classes having wrapped up at long last for me, I finally have time to devote to this column! It’s just as well –…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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World Cup Previews: England
I’m fully prepared for disappointment once again as a fan of England football; however, at least this year’s edition of failure might well come…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2018 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…
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CFL Beat: Your 2018 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Nazca Lines
Well, folks, it’s the end of the line for me here. I’ve enjoyed my time gallivanting across the world, doing my best to discover…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Ourang Medan
So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it’s hard to drive a VW bus on…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mystery of Bimini Road
So we had a draft the other day or something. I dunno. Schneids is pissing me off lately. Keeps saying he’s too busy to…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kaikoura Lights
I’ve got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I’m always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the…
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