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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hinterkaifeck Murders

So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…

I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…

Talk about an explosive off-season! With all of the trades going on leading into the draft, it’s been hard to keep track of things…

I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT…

Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I’d turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some…

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…

Spring is just around the corner! Seems like a fine time to dust off some of the camping gear and get prepped for when…

After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…

I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we’ve done a lot of paintball, capture the…

Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot…