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    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kentucky Meat Shower

    March 15, 2018

    With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…

  • Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hoia Baciu Forest

    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hoia Baciu Forest

    March 8, 2018

    Spring is just around the corner! Seems like a fine time to dust off some of the camping gear and get prepped for when…

  • Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey

    Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey

    March 5, 2018

    After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…

  • Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste

    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste

    March 1, 2018

    I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we’ve done a lot of paintball, capture the…

  • Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety

    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety

    February 22, 2018

    Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot…

  • Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.

    Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.

    February 21, 2018

    If you haven’t already yet done so… we need #content from the #content mines!! Thanks for your input. Loading…

  • Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey

    Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey

    February 15, 2018

    It’s about that time of year, folks… Once again, we’d like to get some input from you on what to do with this here…

  • Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man

    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man

    February 15, 2018

    Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it’s cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific…

  • Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Stone Balls of Costa Rica

    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Stone Balls of Costa Rica

    February 8, 2018

    Hi folks – I know a lot of you plan on watching the Super Bowl this weekend (well, perhaps maybe not a number of…

  • Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs

    Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs

    February 1, 2018

    This is Coach Carroll, checking in. Oh man, have I got a weird one for you this week. So, to give this some context…

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