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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hessdalen Lights
Hi all – Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President’s comments on…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Big Grey Man of Ben MacDhui
Hello all – Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Shag Harbour UFO Incident
Good morning, everyone – Coach Carroll here checking in. I’ve just returned from a fact-finding mission from our northern neighbours, and I dunno if…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Dyatlov Pass Incident
Hi, I’m Head Coach Pete Carroll of the Seattle Seahawks! There’s no question that football is the most important part of my life, but…
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CFL Beat: Your 2017 Season Wrap-Up
I know that this column revolves around Canada and a whole variety of Canadian things, which for a number of you, might seem like…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Grey Cup
DIVISION FINAL RECAPS East Division Final Saskatchewan 21 vs. Toronto 25: Despite surrendering a first half 18-3 lead, Toronto is off to their first Grey…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Finals
Just three CFL games remain in the 2017 calendar year – the two division finals, and the Grey Cup. We already know we’ll have…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK…
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CFL Beat: Playoffs – Division Semifinals
Playoff football is here at last! Thanks to the final games of the regular season, we now know that Toronto has clinched the East…
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CFL Beat: Week 20
It’s the final week of the regular season! While the playoff teams have been set for a while, the seeding is still not yet…