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CFL Beat: Week 16
Thanksgiving Weekend is almost here! Yes, the real Thanksgiving. I talked about this a couple years ago as to why Canadian Thanksgiving is superior…
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CFL Beat: Week 15
We’ll be 75% of the way through the 2017 CFL season once this week wraps up, though judging by the weather throughout the Northeast…
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Trent Richardson somehow lands another contract; joins CFL Roughriders
In surprising news north of the border, Trent Richardson has yet again inexplicably extended his football career by signing with the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders.…
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CFL Beat: Week 14
This is the time of year where the injury bug is starting to get very noticeable in the CFL. I’m not certain how many…
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CFL Beat: Week 13
The hurricanes are over – for now – and autumn is just around the corner. It’s an old Canadian cliché to say that the…
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CFL Beat: Week 12
School is back, and gone is my sanity, as I’m forced into teaching ninth grade math for the first time in my career… an…
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CFL Beat: Week 11
So I have to start this week’s article with a rant… because I am fucking pissed at the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. As I’m sure many…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
Holy shit, August is almost over. And I guess we can all still see after the eclipse this week… for now… at least until…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
I have nothing clever or witty to say; I’m mostly just tired. Physically tired, yes – I’ve been chasing kids around a summer camp…