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CFL Beat: Week 12
School is back, and gone is my sanity, as I’m forced into teaching ninth grade math for the first time in my career… an…
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CFL Beat: Week 11
So I have to start this week’s article with a rant… because I am fucking pissed at the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. As I’m sure many…
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A TOAST TO BLEERGH: Your 2017 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – A dark, candlelit dungeon appears slowly in the dim light. A hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks…
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CFL Beat: Week 10
Holy shit, August is almost over. And I guess we can all still see after the eclipse this week… for now… at least until…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
I have nothing clever or witty to say; I’m mostly just tired. Physically tired, yes – I’ve been chasing kids around a summer camp…
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CFL Beat: Week 8
Back from vacation now, and reality is setting in. I’m heading on the road for work this week, and one of my few things…
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Jay Cutler signs with Dolphins
According to Adam Schefter, Jay Cutler signed a one-year, $10-million deal with Miami, and the contract has some performance incentives included as well. This…
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CFL Beat: Week 7 featuring Beer Barrel: Bonus Edition!
Vacation here on the Atlantic Ocean continues to go swimmingly. I definitely needed this week to re-charge the batteries for sure – I’m so…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
Not a lot of time for me to watch this week’s upcoming games – I’m leaving on vacation on Saturday to spend 10 days…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
We have a weird week in the CFL; there’s no bye week happening, and we have five games scheduled – this means that one…