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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…
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Live from San Francisco: A Super Bowl 50 Update
*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped.…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I’ve felt out of the loop on most sports things this week. I dunno why. Apparently the Vikes-Cards game was good last night? Regardless,…
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In Which We Rank The Worst Possible Super Bowl Halftime Acts
It’s been a while since I ran one of these, and I’d like to think that’s for the best… the offseason is such a…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed the Lions-Packers game last night, and I’m damn sorry I did. Because holy shit, when I got home from hockey and looked at…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Mmmm. Tryptophan. A hell of a drug. Hope everybody enjoyed their Thanksgivings yesterday, and kept the hand-to-hand combat to a minimum between yesterday’s family…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I’m sensible (and also busy on Thursday nights) I didn’t watch the Jags-Titans game last night. But I did see some highlights this…
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24 Men On The Frozen Tundra: A CFL Playoff Preview
We’re halfway through the NFL regular season, which means that things are just now starting to heat up for impending playoff races. For those…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Was last night the most watchable Bengals-Browns game in a long time? I don’t actually know, as I didn’t get a chance to watch…