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Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey
Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it’s a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there’s reason yet…
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The winds of s**t are blowin’ in Santa Clara, Randyman.
[EXT. A rundown trailer in a trailer park in Nova Scotia, bright and early on a sunny Sunday morning. We hear deep snoring coming…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Because I am an idiot, I am planning on watching the Pro Bowl this weekend. Let’s see: teams captained by… Devonta Freeman and Geno Atkins?…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
As excited as I am for this weekend’s games, no matter how you slice and dice it, there’s going to be a nuclear-level amount…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Man, the Steelers are so, so fucked. No Le’Veon Bell, THE BEN can’t throw more than probably 10 yards, and now no Antonio Brown.…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
With Fantasy Football now finished for the season (boooo), the Mailbag is now transitioning to that of a grab bag – your sex lives…
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In Which We Rank The Christmas Songs That Don’t Suck
There’s a ton of shitty Christmas music out there. Of course, some might argue that it’s in perfect proportion to the amount of shitty…
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Live from San Francisco: A Super Bowl 50 Update
*TV static crackles* We interrupt this current broadcast to bring you this important breaking news. Our field reporter on the West Coast, the illustrious…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped.…
