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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Halloween! A time where we actively permit children to work towards developing juvenile diabetes and/or lifelong psychological trauma, while we get inappropriately drunk and…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
I missed last night’s abortion of a game between Seattle and San Fran, so I guess that makes me one of the lucky ones.…
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What The F*** Is Wrong With The Seahawks?
So the Seattle Seahawks blew yet another 4th-quarter lead in spectacular fashion yesterday, at home against the Carolina Panthers, dropping them to a very…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…
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Counterpoint: Canadian Thanksgiving remains superior to American Thanksgiving
So unlike scotchnaut, I am extremely proud to say that I am not a traitor to my own nation, and endeavour to wave the…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…
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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone’s favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record.…
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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some…
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Start or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So… it’s the first mailbag of the season. Just a small one to start off this round; I’m hoping more of y’all will learn…