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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…

So unlike scotchnaut, I am extremely proud to say that I am not a traitor to my own nation, and endeavour to wave the…

So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…

Week 4 kicked off last night with an abortion of a football game between the Steelers and Ravens, which I managed to catch only…

Week 4 begins tomorrow, and everyone’s favorite team to hate, the New England Patriots, head into their bye week sporting a perfect 3-0 record.…

OK, Week 3 gearing up, and once again, work sucks, your lives are a mess, and the NFC East remains a radioactive clusterfuck. Some…

So… it’s the first mailbag of the season. Just a small one to start off this round; I’m hoping more of y’all will learn…

Some good news after our first full suite of Week 1 games has now concluded: after some chatting amongst ourselves in our secret DFOverlords…

OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT’S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are…

We did it! We survived! College football is back! The NFL preseason is over! It was a long, hot summer, but football is here,…