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CFL Beat: Week 13
Hi folks! It’s me! I’m finally back from my whirlwind European vacation, and let me tell you – the jet lag has been REAL.…
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No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview
SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case.…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
Some personal news: I am headed off on vacation to Europe for three weeks tomorrow with Lady Maestro! It’s my longest and furthest trip…
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CFL Beat: Week 8
We’re officially through the first third of the CFL season, and since my complaint recently about the lack of parity in the league, we’ve…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
After today, I have just one more day of summer band camp left to direct. I’m so close to freedom, I can almost taste…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
Boy, we sure seem to have a lot of crappy teams at this point in the season. In a nine-team league, it feels like…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
It’s been a stinking hot week thus far in eastern Canada, and I, for one, am lucky that I’m not the one who has…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
School is finally out for me, and we’re heading into a long weekend with a short ticket of CFL action this week. Just three…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
As we sit here and discuss the beautiful game of Canadian football, I am so looking forward to the end of the school year.…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
I want to give you all some insider info on how the CFL Beat is made; I have a perfect workflow, honed from over…