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CFL Beat: Week 5
It’s been a stinking hot week thus far in eastern Canada, and I, for one, am lucky that I’m not the one who has…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
School is finally out for me, and we’re heading into a long weekend with a short ticket of CFL action this week. Just three…
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CFL Beat: Week 3
As we sit here and discuss the beautiful game of Canadian football, I am so looking forward to the end of the school year.…
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CFL Beat: Week 2
I want to give you all some insider info on how the CFL Beat is made; I have a perfect workflow, honed from over…
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CFL Beat: Week 1
We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…
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CFL Beat: West Division Preview
We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2023 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…
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CFL Beat: East Division Preview
Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…
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CFL Beat: Your 2023 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 18: The 2013 Youabian Puma
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 17: The 2009 Covini C6W
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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