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CFL Beat: Week 17
With five weeks to go in the regular season, we have half of our playoff spots still up for grabs right now. While the…
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CFL Beat: Week 16
The fall is now officially here. The leaves start to turn, the plaid shirts are out, and the den is fully kitted out for…
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CFL Beat: Week 15
September may honestly be the perfect month. With the back-to-school routine now established and with football Sundays in session, I can also now fill…
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CFL Beat: Week 14
School is back, and I’m still in denial about it. Unlike in the South, it’s highly unusual to be teaching when the humidex hits…
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CFL Beat: Week 13
Hi folks! It’s me! I’m finally back from my whirlwind European vacation, and let me tell you – the jet lag has been REAL.…
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No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview
SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case.…
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CFL Beat: Week 9
Some personal news: I am headed off on vacation to Europe for three weeks tomorrow with Lady Maestro! It’s my longest and furthest trip…
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CFL Beat: Week 8
We’re officially through the first third of the CFL season, and since my complaint recently about the lack of parity in the league, we’ve…
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CFL Beat: Week 7
After today, I have just one more day of summer band camp left to direct. I’m so close to freedom, I can almost taste…
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CFL Beat: Week 6
Boy, we sure seem to have a lot of crappy teams at this point in the season. In a nine-team league, it feels like…