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Request Line: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems
This is a short version of the theme, but I’ll tell you a quick story first…. tWBS: You’re already bought and paid for. Last…
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Your “Slippery When Wet” Friday Evening Open Thread
Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of rain where I live. One literally can’t walk outside without sinking. The one day we…
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Request Line: Can We Talk About It?
Still me, tWBS this week. OK, settle down everyone. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly will allegedly be back next week. Allegedly. Hopefully, he’ll have a more uplifting theme…
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Good Job Phils, You’re Still Gonna Suck and Now Also Be Much Poorer For The Next Decade
Bryce Harper, Phillies agree to record-breaking $330 million free agent deal (CBSSports.com) Harper, 26, authored a .249/.393/.496 (133 OPS+) batting line with 34 home…
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Your “Colours Make Things Interesting – Part One” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay. I have to try to say this in a way which won’t sound racist…. For the few years I’ve been writing Sexy Friday…
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Request Line: Buckle Up
I’m sitting in for Rikki-Tikki-Deadly this week on request line. He has decided it was a good idea to get on a plane and…
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Your “A Day Late and a Dollar Short Valentine’s Day Special” Friday Evening Open Thread
Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened. I think it’s funny. Some of you won’t. One person…
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Hugh Freeze Can’t Catch A Break
Ole Miss football vacates 33 wins over six seasons as a result of NCAA investigation (CBSSports.com) The last step of the NCAA investigation…
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Friday Evening Open Thread
Due to extenuating circumstances (“Nailed the Vocab words!” – Blair W.), today’s installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert…
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That’s Mah Wolfpack!!!!!
Somewhere in central NC, King Hippo is drugged up and sitting in a corner weeping. I wish I was…drugged up, that is. NC State…