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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”
Tonight’s Episode: “In Heat “ He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity…
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Good Luck, Roberto Osuna…Sincerely
We enjoy being irreverent here, yes. But good for him putting his health first. (Jays too, but still hate ’em)
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TGISF… aka Your “Vicious Cycle” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities. So I’ve decided that peppered in here and there, among…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”
Tonight’s Episode: “The Friendly Skies” The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere,…
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Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats. For…
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TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”
Tonight’s Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose – The End Is Well…
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A Match Made In Hell
Should be self-explanatory. It’s a good thing I don’t live in the DC area anymore.
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TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread
In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”
Tonight’s episode: BAKER’S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck…