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Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope BeerGuyRob’s ass is OK. And this is a selfish proclamation. Let me explain. Due to Rob’s ass problems, this is my third…
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TGISF…aka “Wow I Almost Messed That One Up” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed…
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Your “Tiger Not Drunk After All, But Hopefully I Will Be Soon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Yep, no alcohol in his system. He was just taking a “nap” in his car. Yeah OK… you know he’s getting the good pain…
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TGISF…aka “The Bubbles, They Tickle My…Tchaikovsky” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89. IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds. (sorry Barry, now leave me…
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TGISF…aka “The Goddess Personified” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Sooooooooooooooo….. ISoG came to a rather inauspicious end this week. And yet you still have to hear about it, apparently. Yes, I’m a dick.…
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TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned. This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on…
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Don Zimmer’s Ghost to Pedro Martinez:
Wake up and smell the coffee, idiot …. errrrr, I mean unofficial organization mouthpiece.
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