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Messi! Cristiano! Etc.! – World Cup Elimination Open Thread
This World Cup has delivered: dynamite games (62% decided by one goal), no team looks unbeatable, two untraditional juggernauts (Belgium and Croatia), penalties penalties…
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The End Is Nigh (for the Groups Stage)! World Cup Day 12 Open Thread
The World Cup pivots today to only two start times. There are four games, but matches from the same group are played at the…
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Not for the Weak: World Cup Day 11 Open Thread
Them’s the Senegalese, who are electric. They ain’t stressed, which is welcome. For all the surprising games in this World Cup, there’s been plenty…
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Russia 2018 – World Cup Day 2 Open Thread
The 2018 World Cup starts today in full, WITH THREE GAMES WOOOO! Four years is too long a wait, dammit. So we gotta squeeze…
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Liverpool! Real Madrid! Champions League Final Open Thread
Yes yes yes. The European club championship starts at 1:30 Central. The winner of this yooge deal tournament gets a proportionally extravagant trinquet, which…
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World Cup 2018 Preview: Argentina – Incredible Talent, Complete Chaos
Many of the players for Argentina are stars in the top leagues of Europe. Among them are Lionel Messi, the most skilled player in…
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2018 World Cup Preview: The Uruguay Way
The Uruguay bullet points are: being a tiny nation nuts about fútbol, and a team that features a biter. All are true, as the…
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Enough Decorum: The Sports That Are Total SH*T
The club fútbol season is almost done and my TV says there are no EPL games today. However, the Bundesliga wraps up today, but…
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European Seeding, Relegation Seething Fútbol Open Thread
It’s May dammit! How wonderful. Look at those flowers and clear skies… [inhales deeply] [flicks ? at bird] It’s still a long way for…
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An “English” Derby + Barça-Roma: Champions Elite Eight (1st Leg) Open Thread
My friend Balls of Steel and Fury, Esq. notoriously scoffs at English teams making the Champions League knockout stages. I can do without English…