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Stick It to The Man – 2020 New Year’s Eve Open Thread
Yep. 2019 was a year of upheaval and rebellion. Here’s some highlights, starting with the Colin Kaepernick workout. The NFL threw Kaep a bone—well,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Heineken
Heineken is an amoral mercantile outfit that appropriated the Red Star. Still, please: put down your pitchforks and torches, because I like their beer. Per…
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Facts Crush Precious Delusions: 2019 Titans Bye Report
My Titans preview was an unhinged mash note to Marcus Mariota. I stand by it. Emotional stability is not a personal goal. The good…
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You Philistines Don’t Deserve Marcus MarioTa – Titans 2019 Preview
A lot to unpack there! First, hey Fox: fuck you for the misspelling. I’m gonna speculate that the graphics guy was an older feller…
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Your Pretexts And Excuses Sunday Open Thread
There’s only a handful of Sundays left until the return of the massive zombie-in that is the NFL season. The spirit soars at the…
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Your “Hope The Door Hits You on the Way Out!” Open Thread
Hola. I dunno if you’re been keeping up with how we Puerto Ricans took to the streets, massively and with purpose, to force the…
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Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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Hot and Unstable: Argentina 2019 Copa América Preview
Prodigious resources wasted by incompetent narcissists: that’s Argentina. But enough about politics. Let’s talk fútbol. In the last World Cup, Argentina had one of…
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Losers No More! Champions League Final Open Thread
It’s the biggest game of club fútbol and we’re getting the equivalent of a Vikings – Bills Superb Owl. “Can I deesterb you for…