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Let’s Get Positive! Starring, the NFL
Back in the XX Century, university class schedules converted Thursdays into Drinking Days. They’ve been that way ever since, confirmed by Friday hangovers. Recently,…
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The Team No One Wants to Play
Titans fever is raging. Kicker Stephen Gostkowski recovered from crippling yips after missing four kicks and an XP in Week One, and has kicked…
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Your “Things May Turn Out Tolerable” Open Thread
Beerguyrob is off tonight. The last time I subbed, I wished for BGR to be rollicking in mirth. Rob ended up having a partially…
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Zero Expectations – 2020 Black Panthers Preview
The notable carryovers from last year’s Black Panthers are Christian McCaffrey and their motto: “Keep pounding”—incidentally, tWBS’s mission statement regarding female service staff across…
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Your “Struggling With The Façade” Monday Open Thread
Beerguyrob is off tonight, hopefully rollicking in mirth. He deserves nothing less. Me? I’m in a foul mood. Didn’t want to say anything, but…
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It Will Be OK Eventually
I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish.…
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Wednesday Motivational: Thank You, TWBS
For real: The Wee Baby Seamus died on Monday (natural causes), and we found out yesterday through a relative. It’s heartbreaking. TWBS was one…
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Commentist Cabin Fever
The banner is NOT a selfie—oh, hi! I’m Don McClure. You might remember me from group posts such as “It’s Called ‘Fútbol’, You Bastards”…
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Talking Pandemic – With Special Guest
DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach— Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue?…
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Your “Have Some ResPEK” Open Thread
At work today, I got distracted on the Web looking for glues with the most intoxicating bouquet. And then, “Kobe Bryant Dies in a…