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Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread

August 2, 2021

You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your…

European Euros 2020 (In 2021!) Roundup and Last Group Games Thread

June 23, 2021

Two weeks of daily European Euro action end today, to the delight of work productivity enthusiasts and other Dementor-types. My answer is holding accountable…

Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)

June 12, 2021

Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…

Luv Ya

May 18, 2021

tWBS died a year ago. It’s still shocking because tWBS was so alive—combative, emphatic, warm… He could take any Russian in a freezer vodka…

Ted Talk: 17-Game NFL Regular Season

March 31, 2021

While taking a diversity webinar unmuted (Ed.’s Note: WHY?! ffs…), DFO was coerced into broadening its serial killer voices beyond Northern Ontario. Theodore J.…

“Is the World Off?” Saturday Open Thread

January 30, 2021

We end a week dominated by Gamestop and stonks, and my guess is there’s no trading on Saturdays because NOTHING is happening. I dunno,…

Your “No Disrespect Dammit!” Thursday Open Thread

January 21, 2021

[Banner via Mar-a-Lago live feed] Next Sunday is Championship Sunday, the best sports day of the year, I think. But with its high highs…

Your “This Ain’t Over Yet” Pre-Wild Card Thursday Open Thread

January 7, 2021

Self-righteous crap and crying: what a way to start 2021. Never underestimate media and charisma. Yeah, charisma; folks in leadership positions do acquire it,…