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Zero Expectations – 2020 Black Panthers Preview
The notable carryovers from last year’s Black Panthers are Christian McCaffrey and their motto: “Keep pounding”—incidentally, tWBS’s mission statement regarding female service staff across…
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Your “Struggling With The Façade” Monday Open Thread
Beerguyrob is off tonight, hopefully rollicking in mirth. He deserves nothing less. Me? I’m in a foul mood. Didn’t want to say anything, but…
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It Will Be OK Eventually
I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish.…
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Wednesday Motivational: Thank You, TWBS
For real: The Wee Baby Seamus died on Monday (natural causes), and we found out yesterday through a relative. It’s heartbreaking. TWBS was one…
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Commentist Cabin Fever
The banner is NOT a selfie—oh, hi! I’m Don McClure. You might remember me from group posts such as “It’s Called ‘Fútbol’, You Bastards”…
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Talking Pandemic – With Special Guest
DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach— Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue?…
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Your “Have Some ResPEK” Open Thread
At work today, I got distracted on the Web looking for glues with the most intoxicating bouquet. And then, “Kobe Bryant Dies in a…
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Stick It to The Man – 2020 New Year’s Eve Open Thread
Yep. 2019 was a year of upheaval and rebellion. Here’s some highlights, starting with the Colin Kaepernick workout. The NFL threw Kaep a bone—well,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Heineken
Heineken is an amoral mercantile outfit that appropriated the Red Star. Still, please: put down your pitchforks and torches, because I like their beer. Per…
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Facts Crush Precious Delusions: 2019 Titans Bye Report
My Titans preview was an unhinged mash note to Marcus Mariota. I stand by it. Emotional stability is not a personal goal. The good…