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Hate Hate Hate – Monday Open Thread
Cheating fuckers. With a little luck, you’ll be out of the tourney before the day is done. May you never win another sportsball event.…
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Embrace The Anarchy – Monday Open Thread
[Note: this post WAS under construction. Thank you for your patience. /Turns to see if pandering worked Fuck alla youse] Last night, while aggressively…
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Deshaun And Miscellany – Monday Open Thread
A former NY State chief judge once said that any district attorney could get a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich”. Then a…
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Pre-Madness Frenzy – Monday Open Thread
The NCAAs start later this week, but today is all about NFL free agency. Enough ados. The Bengals—the Bengals!—have been wheelin’ and dealin’ DT…
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Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread
I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped…
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Everything Will Be Tolerable – Monday Open Thread
Humans can overcome anything. Tragedy, loss, pain… Some folks just pass through it, whether through fortitude, tenacity, faith, or not giving a rat’s ass.…
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How Do You Sleep at Night? – 2022 Presidents’ Day Open Thread
If you, anyone, lives in Puerto Rico, you can’t vote for the U.S. President–the President of here as well. It does get awkward for…
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Start of Offseason Monday Open Thread
I’m peeved. Despicable Stan assembled a team of mercenaries and their triumph leaves an indelible mark on history. But enough about the Marvel cinematic…
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Reality Beckons: Pre-Offseason Monday Open Thread
Pro fitbaw ends in two weeks, after an incredible Divisional round and absorbing Championship games. This climaxing ascent ends in a freefall into nothing,…
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Playoff Overtime Rules – Monday Open Thread
There is one line of “Waiting for Godot” that shakes me deeply: “Never make a decision hungry, angry, or tired”. Which is self-fulfilling for…