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A Celebration of Bosses – Sunday Open Thread
Labor Day is tomorrow so I think it’s the proper time to recognize the unheralded titans: bosses. Bosses give so much, especially to your…
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Pointers for The Apocalypse – Monday Open Thread
The NFL starts in ten days, while we’re still in the homestretch of hurricane season. I saw no NFL items of note, while Ida…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…
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Covid on My Mind – Monday Open Thread
Week 2 of the Preseason starts this Thursday, and there will be games all through Sunday. I am looking forward to those games as…
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Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread
You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your…
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European Euros 2020 (In 2021!) Roundup and Last Group Games Thread
Two weeks of daily European Euro action end today, to the delight of work productivity enthusiasts and other Dementor-types. My answer is holding accountable…
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Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)
Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…
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Luv Ya
tWBS died a year ago. It’s still shocking because tWBS was so alive—combative, emphatic, warm… He could take any Russian in a freezer vodka…
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Ted Talk: 17-Game NFL Regular Season
While taking a diversity webinar unmuted (Ed.’s Note: WHY?! ffs…), DFO was coerced into broadening its serial killer voices beyond Northern Ontario. Theodore J.…
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“Is the World Off?” Saturday Open Thread
We end a week dominated by Gamestop and stonks, and my guess is there’s no trading on Saturdays because NOTHING is happening. I dunno,…