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How Do You Sleep at Night? – 2022 Presidents’ Day Open Thread
If you, anyone, lives in Puerto Rico, you can’t vote for the U.S. President–the President of here as well. It does get awkward for…
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Start of Offseason Monday Open Thread
I’m peeved. Despicable Stan assembled a team of mercenaries and their triumph leaves an indelible mark on history. But enough about the Marvel cinematic…
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Reality Beckons: Pre-Offseason Monday Open Thread
Pro fitbaw ends in two weeks, after an incredible Divisional round and absorbing Championship games. This climaxing ascent ends in a freefall into nothing,…
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Playoff Overtime Rules – Monday Open Thread
There is one line of “Waiting for Godot” that shakes me deeply: “Never make a decision hungry, angry, or tired”. Which is self-fulfilling for…
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A 1,000% Rational Titans Bye Report (2021 Playoffs)
We’re into the meaty portion of the 2021 postseason, and what an occasion for NFL calendar pedantry (2022 starts after the Superb Owl), and…
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Getting Antsy – Thursday Nite Open Thread
Stupor Wild Card Weekend was a picnic for the winners, even for the Bengals if you discount their own jitters. Honestly: the Raiders merely…
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Live, from the First World! New Year’s Eve Eve Open Thread
In the Caribbean, at a dinner table littered with work papers, sits something in a dark blue suit. He would be handsome, if not…
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A Weather So Cold It Would Stare At You And Wave “Go” With Its Hand: Tuesday Open Thread
I spent most of last week until yesterday in the United States and got to experience cold weather AND daylight savings time in the…
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Where’s The Love?! – Titans 2021 Preview
Everybody loves scoring: players, gamblers, singles, spouses, addicts, etc. NFL fans are no different. Every football fan wants to root for an offense that…
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Blessed Are The Meek – Labor Day Open Thread
Today is Labor Day, when U.S. workers are celebrated without the commie brainwashing of May Day. Union types are urged to forgo meetings and…