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A Weather So Cold It Would Stare At You And Wave “Go” With Its Hand: Tuesday Open Thread
I spent most of last week until yesterday in the United States and got to experience cold weather AND daylight savings time in the…
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Where’s The Love?! – Titans 2021 Preview
Everybody loves scoring: players, gamblers, singles, spouses, addicts, etc. NFL fans are no different. Every football fan wants to root for an offense that…
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Blessed Are The Meek – Labor Day Open Thread
Today is Labor Day, when U.S. workers are celebrated without the commie brainwashing of May Day. Union types are urged to forgo meetings and…
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A Celebration of Bosses – Sunday Open Thread
Labor Day is tomorrow so I think it’s the proper time to recognize the unheralded titans: bosses. Bosses give so much, especially to your…
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Pointers for The Apocalypse – Monday Open Thread
The NFL starts in ten days, while we’re still in the homestretch of hurricane season. I saw no NFL items of note, while Ida…
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Losing the Anxiety – Monday Open Thread
We’re halfway through the preseason. Not really; that’s a soothing miscalculation because there’s two more preseason games. But I can lie to myself like…
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Covid on My Mind – Monday Open Thread
Week 2 of the Preseason starts this Thursday, and there will be games all through Sunday. I am looking forward to those games as…
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Your 🎶Football Football Foooooot-uh Baaaaaalllll🎶 Open Thread
You know, in this pandemic… NEWS By which I mean, NFL News dammit—it’s August already wooo!! O, unrelenting march of time: blessed be your…
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European Euros 2020 (In 2021!) Roundup and Last Group Games Thread
Two weeks of daily European Euro action end today, to the delight of work productivity enthusiasts and other Dementor-types. My answer is holding accountable…
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Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)
Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…