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The Price of Heresy – Monday Open Thread
So it turns out that the first day of the draft was so boring that the Tennessee Titans traded away the best WR in…
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Draft Week 🎉 – Monday Open Thread
The NFL Draft is this Thursday, so there’s still a couple of days to abuse the brain with speculation and other mind wanks about…
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They Say It’s Tax Day – Monday Open Thread
Yes, it’s filing time in the USA, though not in Puerto Rico. Last week’s blackout made the PR deadline move to next Monday. That’s…
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Sanity Check – Monday Open Thread
A handsome but kinda off figure sits at the laptop, although less pudgy than before because he’s wearing a shirt that by last Xmas…
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Hate Hate Hate – Monday Open Thread
Cheating fuckers. With a little luck, you’ll be out of the tourney before the day is done. May you never win another sportsball event.…
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Embrace The Anarchy – Monday Open Thread
[Note: this post WAS under construction. Thank you for your patience. /Turns to see if pandering worked Fuck alla youse] Last night, while aggressively…
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Deshaun And Miscellany – Monday Open Thread
A former NY State chief judge once said that any district attorney could get a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich”. Then a…
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Pre-Madness Frenzy – Monday Open Thread
The NCAAs start later this week, but today is all about NFL free agency. Enough ados. The Bengals—the Bengals!—have been wheelin’ and dealin’ DT…
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Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread
I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped…
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Everything Will Be Tolerable – Monday Open Thread
Humans can overcome anything. Tragedy, loss, pain… Some folks just pass through it, whether through fortitude, tenacity, faith, or not giving a rat’s ass.…