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Request Line: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Mike Tyson is inside a radio studio, alone. His producer is behind the glass. MIKE TYSON: *looking at the glass* Turn that thermostat up.…
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Live On Periscope: The Oracle Talks Free Agent Signings
Kinda OK video of a well-lit, plain kitchen; the audio is loud and clear. Door Flies Open: …right there on the big toe. But…
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Your “Keep Yourself Alive” Open Thread
Today is July 13, which prompted this internal dialogue: LOGIC: The Hall of Fame Game is in 25 days. COMMON SENSE: We’re almost there.…
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Euro 2016 Preview : Sweden Contemplates Retirement
Sweden’s goalkeeper, Andreas Isaakson, has 129 caps, is retiring from the national team, and plays occasionally for his club team (Kasimpasa – Turkey). The…
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Copa América Centenario – Group B: Uruguay (tl;dr A Toast For Great Teachers Everywhere)
Luis Suárez was banished from the 2014 World Cup and the President of Uruguay, Pepe Mujica, called FIFA “a bunch of old sons of…
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Copa América Centenario – Group D: Argentina and the Tale of Messisyphus
For the last eight years, Lionel Messi has been in the handful of best players in the world and he will have the most accomplished…
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Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread
Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing…
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Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft
Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth,…
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Screw Remorse: Luis Suárez Is Back
Luis Suárez bit a player in the Dutch League in 2010, another in the English League in 2013, and a third in the World…
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Early Games and 4th Commandment Open Thread
Even us atheists sometimes look at the Bible and must acknowledge that working on Sundays is not the way of the righteous–unless you work on the hospital,…