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Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread
Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing…
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Live On Periscope: Jaqen H’gar Talks AFC South & 2016 Draft
Hardly illuminated video of shadowy, jumpy images. The audio is a bit grainy, but clear. Jaqen H’gar: *In a deliberate, paused enunciation* Come forth,…
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Screw Remorse: Luis Suárez Is Back
Luis Suárez bit a player in the Dutch League in 2010, another in the English League in 2013, and a third in the World…
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Early Games and 4th Commandment Open Thread
Even us atheists sometimes look at the Bible and must acknowledge that working on Sundays is not the way of the righteous–unless you work on the hospital,…
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DFO Radio: February Almost Done
This blues playlist from last Friday features John Lee Hooker, B.B. King, Son House, Muddy Waters, Robert Johnson, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Freddie King, Stevie…
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Request Line: February Done Me Wrong
February is not over yet and the main story after the Super Bowl has been on Peyton Manning’s alleged testicles. Every offseason is the…
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Fast Forwarding to WTF Super Bowl L Things
Hey folks! This episode of WTF is courtesy of the good people at *SKIP* …What the Fuckaneers. I’m Marc Maron and this is WTF.…
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The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L
Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I’m sure you’ll agree that his “Takes” are…
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Week 17 Listening Guide
As last week was nuts, this Sunday offers climactic games of the in / out variety only for Jet and Steeler fans, and a…
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NFL Week 16 Listening Guide
Overall, Week 15 provided decent action, but the announcing was terrible–at least judging from Sunday’s open threads and the brief time I spent turning…