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April! God… DAMMIT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
These are despairing times. The present has become anticipating the worst possible outcome in the foreseeable future. Or, for Jets fans, on draft day…
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Rex Ryan’s Media Career Is Afoot
Rex Ryan “will be a permanent fixture in studio now” for ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown after signing a multi year deal. 2016 in-studio talent…
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The Bullsh*t – Lie Line: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Lies get a bad rap. Falsehoods are the lubricant of social life. The pantomime of “How are you doing today?” and “Fine, thank you”…
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LITTLE GUYS WIN!
Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were,…
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Superb Owl LI Predictions: Steven Wright
Thanks. This game is in Texas. I thought that’s why they billed it Super Bowl Lee. It’s the fifty-first Super Bowl but the game’s…
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Titans Are 6-6: Are Aliens Involved?
Since the birth of civilization in Greece, the power of intellect has defined human endeavors. But equity is a universal force; thus, extraterrestrials gave…
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Amazement Is Not Leprosy Open Thread
As a ranked competitor in the World Series of Seething, I’m a fan of detachment. It is therefore distressing to see the proliferation of…
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Week 8 Color Assault: Jaguars @ Titans Open Thread
Hello fans, this is the NFL. The Official Beer withdrew from this game and wanted to issue a statement. The parties settled for an undisclosed…
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Photographs And Memories: BURN THEM [Titans 2016 Preview]
I was optimistic. The Bridgewater injury bummed me out, but the Bradford trade… It felt like a portent. I looked at the current roster–woof:…
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Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy
[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was…