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Amazement Is Not Leprosy Open Thread
As a ranked competitor in the World Series of Seething, I’m a fan of detachment. It is therefore distressing to see the proliferation of…
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Week 8 Color Assault: Jaguars @ Titans Open Thread
Hello fans, this is the NFL. The Official Beer withdrew from this game and wanted to issue a statement. The parties settled for an undisclosed…
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Photographs And Memories: BURN THEM [Titans 2016 Preview]
I was optimistic. The Bridgewater injury bummed me out, but the Bradford trade… It felt like a portent. I looked at the current roster–woof:…
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Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy
[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was…
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Request Line: Damaged Goods (Allegedly)
Mike Tyson is inside a radio studio, alone. His producer is behind the glass. MIKE TYSON: *looking at the glass* Turn that thermostat up.…
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Live On Periscope: The Oracle Talks Free Agent Signings
Kinda OK video of a well-lit, plain kitchen; the audio is loud and clear. Door Flies Open: …right there on the big toe. But…
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Your “Keep Yourself Alive” Open Thread
Today is July 13, which prompted this internal dialogue: LOGIC: The Hall of Fame Game is in 25 days. COMMON SENSE: We’re almost there.…
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Euro 2016 Preview : Sweden Contemplates Retirement
Sweden’s goalkeeper, Andreas Isaakson, has 129 caps, is retiring from the national team, and plays occasionally for his club team (Kasimpasa – Turkey). The…
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Copa América Centenario – Group B: Uruguay (tl;dr A Toast For Great Teachers Everywhere)
Luis Suárez was banished from the 2014 World Cup and the President of Uruguay, Pepe Mujica, called FIFA “a bunch of old sons of…
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Copa América Centenario – Group D: Argentina and the Tale of Messisyphus
For the last eight years, Lionel Messi has been in the handful of best players in the world and he will have the most accomplished…