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Your Pomp and Circumstance Open Thread
Graduations! Inorite? Last Monday was miss T’s turn. (?! ) But really: graduation ceremonies are a total drag. There’s no drama; everyone knows who’s…
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I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast
The culprit: I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute…
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Lionel Messi: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! (Part 107)
Messi received a nasty, teeth-loosening elbow on the first half of el clásico at Real Madrid. He had to change the jersey because it…
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Good Night Sweet Patriot: Aaron Hernandez, 1989-2017
Aaron Hernandez was found dead this morning, apparently hanging himself with a bedsheet tied to his cell window. Reactions were immediate. “My heart is…
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April! God… DAMMIT – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
These are despairing times. The present has become anticipating the worst possible outcome in the foreseeable future. Or, for Jets fans, on draft day…
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Rex Ryan’s Media Career Is Afoot
Rex Ryan “will be a permanent fixture in studio now” for ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown after signing a multi year deal. 2016 in-studio talent…
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The Bullsh*t – Lie Line: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Lies get a bad rap. Falsehoods are the lubricant of social life. The pantomime of “How are you doing today?” and “Fine, thank you”…
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LITTLE GUYS WIN!
Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were,…
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Superb Owl LI Predictions: Steven Wright
Thanks. This game is in Texas. I thought that’s why they billed it Super Bowl Lee. It’s the fifty-first Super Bowl but the game’s…
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Titans Are 6-6: Are Aliens Involved?
Since the birth of civilization in Greece, the power of intellect has defined human endeavors. But equity is a universal force; thus, extraterrestrials gave…