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The Bullsh*t – Lie Line: Offseason Sunday Open Thread

March 5, 2017

Lies get a bad rap. Falsehoods are the lubricant of social life. The pantomime of “How are you doing today?” and “Fine, thank you”…

LITTLE GUYS WIN!

February 18, 2017

Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were,…

Superb Owl LI Predictions: Steven Wright

January 30, 2017

Thanks. This game is in Texas. I thought that’s why they billed it Super Bowl Lee. It’s the fifty-first Super Bowl but the game’s…

Titans Are 6-6: Are Aliens Involved?

December 1, 2016

Since the birth of civilization in Greece, the power of intellect has defined human endeavors. But equity is a universal force; thus, extraterrestrials gave…

Amazement Is Not Leprosy Open Thread

November 15, 2016

As a ranked competitor in the World Series of Seething, I’m a fan of detachment. It is therefore distressing to see the proliferation of…

Week 8 Color Assault: Jaguars @ Titans Open Thread

October 27, 2016

Hello fans, this is the NFL. The Official Beer withdrew from this game and wanted to issue a statement. The parties settled for an undisclosed…

Photographs And Memories: BURN THEM [Titans 2016 Preview]

September 7, 2016

I was optimistic. The Bridgewater injury bummed me out, but the Bradford trade… It felt like a portent. I looked at the current roster–woof:…

Live On Periscope: Tío Salamanca Gives Fantasy Draft Strategy

August 27, 2016

[3:30 sunlight shines into nursing home room with top production values.] Door Flies Open: Oh, Tío! Who knew that underneath your insatiable bloodlust there was…