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Titans Bye Report: In The Mix
There was a tangible preseason buzz about the Titans, and I called them a chic sandwich in the preview. The present state is a…
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Monday Night Feast! Colts @ Titans Open Thread
Both teams are 2-3, and fill the bottom half of the lowest wattage division in the NFL. Luck is out. Mariota (hamstring – questionable)…
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Boots On The Ground: Hurricane María
On Sept. 20 María, category 5 (the highest), tore through Puerto Rico with winds over 175 mph. I took this picture when the storm…
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NFL Week 1 Bettors’ Guide
Ted Kaczynski: Gambling is the prime dehumanizer of the monetary system! I will NOT– Door Flies Open: SHHH! Let me do the intro. [clears…
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Two Word Review: Chic Sandwich – Titans 2017 Preview
Last year the Titans finished 9-7, and have been generating buzz ever since. Since February, I’ve been reading that they’re expected to win the…
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Holy Sh*t! Jerry Lewis Was Alive?
Jerry Lewis died today. He was 91, and here’s what AP says. My cool grandma loved him, and he was great in everything I…
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Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex
The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. “See, SEE; I told ya” was the general outcry of every person with…
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Your “The Offseason Is Over–OVER I TELLS YA!” Open Thread
Well, it’s been a long wait, and it was rough. Was. For the naysayers: June ends tomorrow and training camps start in July. The…
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