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Enough Decorum: The Sports That Are Total SH*T
The club fútbol season is almost done and my TV says there are no EPL games today. However, the Bundesliga wraps up today, but…
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European Seeding, Relegation Seething Fútbol Open Thread
It’s May dammit! How wonderful. Look at those flowers and clear skies… [inhales deeply] [flicks ? at bird] It’s still a long way for…
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An “English” Derby + Barça-Roma: Champions Elite Eight (1st Leg) Open Thread
My friend Balls of Steel and Fury, Esq. notoriously scoffs at English teams making the Champions League knockout stages. I can do without English…
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Secular Saturday Fútbol AM Thread
For Catholics, today is Good Saturday. To get the religious stuff out of the way: “The Young Pope” was hokey, but interesting. And what…
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Fight! Fight! Fight! BSK-BAY + BAR-CHE 2nd Leg Champions Thread
[Banner via globaltakes.com] We got a true doubleheader today, with an early kickoff in Turkey. That game promises flares in the stands; the one…
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Second Leg Champions League Thread: Liverpool-Porto / PSG-RealMadrid
Such was the welcome given in Paris to Real Madrid, by ultras of their opponent: Paris Saint-Germain. Their name is Collectif ultra Paris, which…
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Not Quite Eye Candy Fútbol Thread
This EPL season has been underwhelming. Manchester City has been a buzzsaw, practically tying up the title three months in advance. Man City does…
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AM Fútbol Open Thread with Special Guest
Editor’s Note: Three weeks ago, doorfliesopen.com parlayed a, how do you call it… Replica: exchanged an accurate replica of a Super Bowl LII media access…
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LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread
Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more. Via reactiongifs.us And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl,…
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Saturday Fútbol and Elephant In The Room Open Thread
It’s Saturday morning and there’s fútbol! Huh. Looks like a slate for the hardcore, in La Liga and the EPL. And, c’mon: it’s mid…