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Your “Oh They’re Comin’” Open Thread

August 5, 2018

Preseason starts this week and I’TS ABOUT DAMN TIME. The lack of NFL games is a dizzying emptiness. And if you’re a fan, you…

The Wait is Over: BEL-ENG, World Cup 3rd Place Open Thread

July 14, 2018

The World Cup third place match is also known as the Losers’ Final. It’s a charmless assessment, but the consensus around the game seems…

Last Month of the Offseason WOOO! – July 1st Open Thread

July 1, 2018

People everywhere* are complaining about the heat. That means: it’s July, baby! Oh man, the 2018 NFL season is so close you can almost…

Messi! Cristiano! Etc.! – World Cup Elimination Open Thread

June 30, 2018

This World Cup has delivered: dynamite games (62% decided by one goal), no team looks unbeatable, two untraditional juggernauts (Belgium and Croatia), penalties penalties…

The End Is Nigh (for the Groups Stage)! World Cup Day 12 Open Thread

June 25, 2018

The World Cup pivots today to only two start times. There are four games, but matches from the same group are played at the…

Not for the Weak: World Cup Day 11 Open Thread

June 24, 2018

Them’s the Senegalese, who are electric. They ain’t stressed, which is welcome. For all the surprising games in this World Cup, there’s been plenty…

Russia 2018 – World Cup Day 2 Open Thread

June 15, 2018

The 2018 World Cup starts today in full, WITH THREE GAMES WOOOO! Four years is too long a wait, dammit. So we gotta squeeze…

Liverpool! Real Madrid! Champions League Final Open Thread

May 26, 2018

Yes yes yes. The European club championship starts at 1:30 Central. The winner of this yooge deal tournament gets a proportionally extravagant trinquet, which…