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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…
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25 Questions About….
This Actually, it’s really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans.…
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The Tyranny of Meh: Buffalo Bills at the Bye
RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills…
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“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now,…
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Take A Knee Zeke! It’s The Dallas Cowboys At The Bye!
Before we get into the travesty that the Cowboys’ 2017 season is about the become, a few words about Jerry Jones. Unless you were…
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Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap
As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I…
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On Kneeling, Standing, and other controversial positions
A few years ago, I went on a nice vacation to various countries in Southeast Asia. On that trip, I went to Hong Kong,…
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LA Football Report – Week 2
It’s never too early to laugh at the NFL. I will, over the course of the season, chronicle the experience of the LA football…
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Week One is in books! Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag
I had a whole diatribe written before the mailbag but then my computer turned off and I lost most of it. Anyway, how did…
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HAPPY FUN BRAIN SCREAMING TIME: A Buffalo Bills Season Preview!
Holy shit, you guys, I can’t remember going into a Bills regular season so stoked about their chances to Make Some Noise since… well,…