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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
All photoshops courtesy of Low Commander Welcome to the fourth night of the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by hypocritical Midwestern…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Non-Super Sunday Edition (2017 Season)
This will be the last edition of this column for the season, as the prophecy is ended and I have no interest in repeating…
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DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition
The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the…
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Hope Clicks Eternal – The Oakland Raiders
Honestly, after watching the games this weekend, I really wanted to do the Chargers or the Seahawks. But the Dirt Clippers did themselves with…
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25 Questions About…
This Apparently, stupidity and sexual harassment is not restricted to active NFL players. In the latest scandal to rock the NFL, several on-air personalities…
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JV NFL Championship Saturday and Everton Sells Its Soul and Future
It’s with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. …
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Catholics v. Convicts – the Next Century! Lesser Footy Thread
Yes, my friends, it’s time to rekindle some hatred-based good times from our childhoods. Ain’t that always a hoot? No Euro-Lesser Footy, as they’s…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record. FACK…
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Why Not Zoidberg?!?: Detroit Lions Bye Week Update
RECORD: 3-3 PROJECTED RECORD: 4-2 So for the Lions Season Preview, I wasted your time with an extended discussion of Film. It thus seems…
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25 Questions About….
This Actually, it’s really about this Allow me to explain. Around the DFO water cooler, Litre_ cola suggested that we rename the Houston Texans.…