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Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will…
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2018 World Cup Thursday Open Thread
I for one have loved this ridiculous tournament so far. I always go through a bit of withdrawal after the second round of games…
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The NFL Dating Game!
Voice over: “It’s time to play…The NFL Dating Game! Now Let’s welcome the host of our show…The Ghost of Jim Lange!” [audience applause] Ghost of…
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Raging Semi Tuesday – Roma at [grumble, grumble]
Let’s blow that up a little. Because it deserves it. A beautiful Cinderella story spoiled by essentially gifting the assdickery Redshite into the finals. …
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Gravy Boat Ruins Derby Day (Also Whiny Baby German Elton John)
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin’ sweet…
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Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie
Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I’d be capable of running the forty yard dash in less…
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Champions League Lesser Footy: Hump Day Edition Roundtable
Happy Hump Day everyone! Listen to her “singing” here. I can’t imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem We have a special…
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Offseason Qb Interviews! – Miami edition.
Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I’ve been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play…
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Champions League Lesser Footy! 13 February Fixtures Roundtable
King Hippo: I have been chosen to kick off festivities, which means you will get the simplest of formatting. Lucky youse. *** Manchester City @ FC…
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Evil Celebrity Pickakke
This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor…