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Your ‘English Premier League has a Race problem’ Saturday AM Thread
Good morning fellow DFOers! Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again.…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…
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Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment
As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of…
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Red Sox win World Series; Maestro continues to be insufferable.
FACKIN’ STEVE PEAHCE AND DAVID PRICE! THIS IS OW-AH FACKIN’ YEAHH! NEVAH HAS THEAH BEEN SUCH A FACKIN’ INCREDIBLE TEAM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[spits dip]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Can Everton Finish Off Mourinho? (and other Lesser/JV Combo Thoughts)
Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded…
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It’s Stuck, So Time to Force It: 2018 Detroit Lions Bye Weekapalooza
It’s a burden, being right all the time. I know, I know- I hear you virtually saying “But Mayhem, how could being right all the…
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“Save Us, Jameis!” and Other Signs of Desperation: Tampa Bay at the Bye
So the Roadrunner’s a dick, right? Wile E. Coyote has some issues of his own, no argument. The ancient Greeks wish they had come…
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Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
“So maybe there’s hope. Or maybe I’m going mad… In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest…
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JV NFL 2018 Kickoff Posting
Yes indeed, tis that time once again. Cheerleaders to leer over, prospects to scout, GAMBLOR to hail. Let’s get to the #ACTION! James Madison…
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Your Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread or When Will Mourinho get fired already?
It’s been one heck of a couple of weeks for ole Grumpy Pants. First, United lost to something called Brighton Hove and Albion: Then,…