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Sermon on the Mound
Author’s Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now. We’re…
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So Much Lesser Footy, So Much HATE
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico,…
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CrimeBeat!: Patriots Schadenfreude Day Edition
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear…it’s so sweet it should come with a vial of insulin…I though “ROFL” was just an expression…. Brothers and sisters, we live…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Not-So-Superb-Owl
Jared Goff is liquid shit. The Baby Buster moniker is now unfair to Mr. Bluth. But the hidden villain here is Andy Reid. How…
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Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren
Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today’s hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from…
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Why no one in LA gives a **** about the Chargers
As i’m writing this, the Fox crew is still showing highlights of the Patriots’ convincing win over the Chargers in the Divisional Round. No…
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Sunday Morning Wild Card Hippo Thoughts y Roundtable
Did y’all somewhat enjoy the “action” yesterday? Buckle up, they’s MOAR comin’ – like a 70s key party. We started with an imaginarium hosting…
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A Round Man’s Roundtable (Saturday Fixtures) – Also FA Cup/Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am in no way, shape, or form going to try to lay out the structure or matchups involved in the English FA Cup. …
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Your ‘English Premier League has a Race problem’ Saturday AM Thread
Good morning fellow DFOers! Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again.…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…