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Your “Perhaps Lesser Footy is better than Greater Footy after all” Thread
Good morning everyone! By the time this post airs, your pal Wakezilla will be up and atom, off on his vacation to Portland, Oregon,…
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No One’s Chargers 2019 Preview: Top Bolt
INTERIOR – CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA – MIDDAY MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony. COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom. RADIO: Ghost Audience,…
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Tripping Over The Light Fantastic; or A Desperate Plié: Your All-Dancing 2019 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: As promised/threatened, this year’s Buffalo Bills Season Preview will be conducted in the medium of interpretive dance. Yes, I know it’s particularly…
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Santa Clara Diet: A San Francisco 49ers Preview
[Author’s Note: In support of DFO’s efforts to maintain its position at the bleeding edge of Blog Innovation, I have chosen to conduct this…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children
Hi, I’m Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18…
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Your Saturday Evening “It Looks Bad If We Leave Them There” Open Thread
We are well into summer now, and I want to vent about something: lost tourists. Now, I don’t want to complain about the driving…
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Los Fanáticos Argentinos Reaccionan Razonablemente
Balls Note: As a result of a special request from King Hippo, I’m doing this post entirely in Spanish. Take it as an opportunity…
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TWIFY: Qatar. Today’s Copa América team Preview
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on…
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Just a Slight Tweak
As some of you may have picked up from my eerily-detailed posts on the Arizona Cardinals, I am a longtime (in Arizona terms) Phoenix…