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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Four
Welcome back! Last night we had the NFL’s attempt at scheduling a decent game on Thursday Night: the Green Bay Packers against the Philadelphia…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…
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Way Too Many Words on the Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post
Can I count those as way too many words? I mean I’ll ramble to get to the minimum because this is me. Hmm, what…
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CrimeBeat!: Blind Squirrel Edition
What a long, strange trip it’s been for Antonio Brown in New England. They’ve laughed. They’ve cried. They’ve grumbled. Yes, Antonio Brown’s lengthy tenure…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Three
Welcome back! Last night we had the Prototypical Thursday Night Football game. The one. The only. It could only be the Jacksonville Jaguars vs…
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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week Two
Welcome back! Like the swallows to San Juan Capistrano, we return each year in the hope that Thursday Night Football will be better. Last…
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Balls on ASSignment: Thursday Night Football Review Week One
So, that was a game last night, wasn’t it? Contrary to popular opinion, that was a real football game that counted in the standings…
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Pissing Up God’s Flagpole: Your 2019 Detroit Lions Preview
[Author’s Note: So this is it. The End. The final preview before the NFL meat grinder spins up to turn convert the bodies of…
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Your “We Should All Be So Lucky” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Andrew Luck updates: The Colts are letting him keep his bonus money from the last contract signing. It amounts to $16.8 million,…