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Time, Indeed: Tuesday Open Thread

Y’all fucked now. It’s gonna be Buffalo and Philadelphia fans in New Orleans, a town second only to Las Vegas in promoting itself as…

NOTE: Sorry for the abbreviated post. The Young Deacon Mayhem took sick. Playoff Football Fever: Catch It! Then Spend Several Days In Bed, Praying…

NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY.…

Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all…

Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish…

O come, all ye drunkards, Boozed up and recumbent! O come ye, O come ye to DoorFliesOpen Come and behold Him Born the King…

I mean, don’t get me wrong: I am a great believer in the power of Nothing Left To Lose. I get all the shivers…

Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let’s go. -Lions…

I got almost nothing. -I’m not sure anyone had South Korea in the “elected leader declares martial law against political opponents” pool, but I’m…

2024 PREDICTION: “11-6, playoffs. It’s gonna hurt, but I am Ready to Love Again.” HOW’S THAT GOING?: 9-2! Well this is an odd development.…