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Post-Rational Postmortem: Tuesday Open Thread

NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY.…

Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all…

Yes, it’s that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish…

O come, all ye drunkards, Boozed up and recumbent! O come ye, O come ye to DoorFliesOpen Come and behold Him Born the King…

I mean, don’t get me wrong: I am a great believer in the power of Nothing Left To Lose. I get all the shivers…

Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let’s go. -Lions…

I got almost nothing. -I’m not sure anyone had South Korea in the “elected leader declares martial law against political opponents” pool, but I’m…

2024 PREDICTION: “11-6, playoffs. It’s gonna hurt, but I am Ready to Love Again.” HOW’S THAT GOING?: 9-2! Well this is an odd development.…

AUTHORS NOTE: You may be wondering why I am writing the Niners Bye Week Update a week after their bye. The simple answer is…

Yeah, no Wumbo tonight. Barely a thread tonight. Who knows how long we have before we’re shut down for *checks notes* Sexy Friday?