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Hold On To Your Butts: Tuesday Open Thread
LATE ADDITION: One our own lost her husband earlier today. She has had the courage and kindness to share their journey over the past…
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Draaaaank: Tuesday Open Thread
I enjoy a good cocktail. I enjoy a good red wine. I really enjoy a good beer. But these are times that call for…
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M*U*S*H: Tuesday Open Thread
Rough week in training rooms around the NFL, as everyone is DED. It seems like there were a huge number of severe big-name injuries…
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HAWT STOVE ACTION!: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s all coming together, bitches. Self-delusion isn’t a mental illness in the NFL- it’s a core value and bona fide occupational qualification. (Most) players…
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Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread
If you haven’t been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don’t blame you. It has been a…
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Requiescat in Passaic: Tuesday Open Thread
First confirmed kill of the season goes to: A.A.Ron! That’s right- Robert Saleh is No More in the Big Apple. Well, the drainage field…
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Can’t Stop. Won’t Stop: Tuesday Open Thread
When my fist clenches, crack it open Before I use it and lose my cool When I smile, tell me some bad news Before…
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Do You Want What You Want? : Tuesday Open Thread
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife” -Talking Heads,…
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Phewww!: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a week, wasn’t it? Highs, lows, schadenfreude and genuine FOOOBAAAAAAWWWW Stupid non-gifing gifs… ANYWAY: no matter how you felt about the…