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  • Hold On To Your Butts: Tuesday Open Thread

    Hold On To Your Butts: Tuesday Open Thread

    November 5, 2024

    LATE ADDITION: One our own lost her husband earlier today. She has had the courage and kindness to share their journey over the past…

  • Draaaaank: Tuesday Open Thread

    Draaaaank: Tuesday Open Thread

    October 29, 2024

    I enjoy a good cocktail. I enjoy a good red wine. I really enjoy a good beer. But these are times that call for…

  • M*U*S*H: Tuesday Open Thread

    M*U*S*H: Tuesday Open Thread

    October 22, 2024

    Rough week in training rooms around the NFL, as everyone is DED. It seems like there were a huge number of severe big-name injuries…

  • HAWT STOVE ACTION!: Tuesday Open Thread

    HAWT STOVE ACTION!: Tuesday Open Thread

    October 15, 2024

    It’s all coming together, bitches. Self-delusion isn’t a mental illness in the NFL- it’s a core value and bona fide occupational qualification. (Most) players…

  • Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread

    Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread

    October 9, 2024

    If you haven’t been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don’t blame you. It has been a…

  • Requiescat in Passaic: Tuesday Open Thread

    Requiescat in Passaic: Tuesday Open Thread

    October 8, 2024

    First confirmed kill of the season goes to: A.A.Ron! That’s right- Robert Saleh is No More in the Big Apple. Well, the drainage field…

  • Can’t Stop. Won’t Stop: Tuesday Open Thread

    Can’t Stop. Won’t Stop: Tuesday Open Thread

    September 24, 2024

    When my fist clenches, crack it open Before I use it and lose my cool When I smile, tell me some bad news Before…

  • Do You Want What You Want? : Tuesday Open Thread

    Do You Want What You Want? : Tuesday Open Thread

    September 17, 2024

    And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house” And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife” -Talking Heads,…

  • Phewww!: Tuesday Open Thread

    Phewww!: Tuesday Open Thread

    September 10, 2024

    Well that was a week, wasn’t it? Highs, lows, schadenfreude and genuine FOOOBAAAAAAWWWW Stupid non-gifing gifs… ANYWAY: no matter how you felt about the…

  • The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

    September 8, 2024

    Yinz already know I’m going through the “life transition,” and whatever. I’ll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to…

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