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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Türkiye Euro 24 Preview
Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start.
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well… For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of…
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An Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot: 2023 Buffalo Bills at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” HOW’S…
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Paradise By The Dashboard Light: 2023 Carolina Panthers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “6-11. It’s not going to be a pretty 6-11 either, and without a first rounder next year, I wouldn’t hold out…
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“So Far, So Good” Said The Skydiver With No Parachute: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “4-13. Look for Ryan Tannehill or Kirk Cousins to sign here next year if they don’t have the draft position for…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place
INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I’m so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…
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MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to…