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Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir
Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were…
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Guttersnipe
Finally, mercifully, we’ve almost reached the end. Only a couple more greasy gutters into which we must dip our collective fingers. Week 25 is…
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Losing Your Mind Can BE fuN
I was left for dead on the side of the road. I decided I would not even try to get up, just going to…
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Guttersnipe
If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of…
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Guttersnipe
Sweet Mother Mary, winter is here and it’s a righteous goddamn hassle. While apparently the milk-baggers out east in this fine country are enjoying…
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Guttersnipe
Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: This October in F*** You (ALCS Edition!)
Ah yes, the matchup that most people care about but also absolutely despise, those fuckers vs. those cheating fuckers. “Hooray!” said almost nobody outside…
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Guttersnipe
Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…
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Guttersnipe
Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer.…