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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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DFO Hate Week: Reverend Mayhem’s America Plus!
First off, I would like to thank our esteemed JJ Fozz for articulating his Blurred Vision for America. Truly, it takes a brave and…
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A Modester Proposal: DFO Buys the Denver Broncos (and Tuesday Open Thread)
I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update
So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not…
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They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author’s Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news…
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Chainmail and Chucklef**ks: 2021 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Well that didn’t take long. Last year’s preview was basically one long mea culpa about how wrong I had been to predict that the 2019 49ers…
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Juneteenth Euros Jubilee!
That’s right, White Devils! You done been CANCELLED. Lord knows, your weirdo wingnut uncle needed sommet else to bitch about next Thanksgiving. Anyway, nothing…
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Dreams Like This Must Die (‘Everton, That’ Edition)
Yeah, it’s been a bad week. There is no silver lining. Reportedly, Everton only received minimal (or even ZERO) compensation from the Real Cuntfaces…
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Better Know a Draft Pick: Larry King Not Live Edition
(a.k.a. – the Tuesday Evening Open Thread – Beerguyrob) Hello, friends. I notice that the National Football League, sometimes known as the “NFL,” is…