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Larry King Not Live: A [DFO] Hate Week Special
Hello, friends, just a few random thoughts from yours truly. Yes, I have been dead more than 10 days. But I was a rich…
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Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem…
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Happy Scottish New Year Open Thread!
As this post goes live, the New Year will be starting in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Portugal, Senegal, Liberia, Sierra Leone, THE Gambia, Guinea-Bissau,…
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#DisBelieveland: 2020 Cleveland Browns Bye Week Update
Quick: without looking at their record, are the Cleveland Browns a good team or a bad team? Got an answer? You’re wrong. …
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Nobody’s Chargers 2020 Season Preview: No Control
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING [A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV…
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Football’s Sh***iest Cosplay: Your 2020 Detroit Lions Season Preview
Hot Taek: The Detroit Lions are perhaps the most consistently DFO Team in the league. Why? Schadenfreude. They jettisoned Jim Caldwell for the sin…
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A Feast of Crow: 2020 San Francisco 49ers Preview
Longtime readers know that I have gone on at interminable length regarding my semi-papal near-infallibility. I am almost never wrong, and it drives Dr.…
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I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year’s All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that…
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…