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Shooting Yourself In the D*ck With An AR-15: Comments on the MLB “Reopening”
At this point, political humor is dead. To quote Penny Arcade: “It’s like trying to make fun of a clown. What, are you going…
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Uninformed Oscar Previews and Miscellaneous Tuesday Open Thread
Stay strong, friends. The yawning chasm of the Off-Season is upon us, but we’re going to make it through this. Together. We have real…
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Walk Unafraid: 2020 Hate Week Super Bowl Narrative Roundup and Open Thread
We’re rounding into the final straightaway before The Pepsi Hard Rock Casino Super Bowl LIV Presented by Odor-Eaters. It’s a tight one this year (somewhere…
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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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Hate Week 2020 Retrospective: Revisiting My Disasterous 49ers Preview
Welcome, everyone- it’s Hate Week 2020 at DFO! It is my third-favorite time of the football year, trailing only Draftsmas Eve and P*triots Schadenfreude…
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Regretsmas Eve Open Thread
“Over”? Did you say “over”? NOTHING is over until OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS decide it is! That’s right, friends, you have not yet escaped the…
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Deshaun of the Dead: Sunday Night Game Open Thread
So I’ve been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief…
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CrimeBeat!: Special #Hardtime in #Hardland Edition
Well shit. Here I was, all proud of myself for getting The Deacon all snugged up in his pajamas and into his Baby Jail…
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When You Are More Interested In Who Is Going To Lose Thursday Night Open Thread
Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But,…
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THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL OPEN THREAD WHERE I WANT 2 TEAMS TO LOSE (So you know I’m yelling)
As a KC fan since first NFL game I remember seeing on TV (the Nigerian Nightmare was in and ripping shit up), I have…